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chucky got pregnatChucky: Hey Saw.We need to have a talk.
Saw: Ok wat about,dose it have to do with freddy of something.
Chucky: Nothing about him!
Saw: Then Saw wat do we need to talk about.
Chuchy: Well Saw umm how do I put this...im pregnat..
Saw: What?...(is playing a game)
Chucky: Yeah I know but were both dude how come I get pregnat!
Saw:Uhh yeah .CRAP STUPID GAME!!
Chucky: Are you even lisening to me I am haveing ur baby SAW!!
Saw: A baby realy wow ...so?
Chucky: Wat should we name our kid?
Saw: What am I,the kid namer!!
Chucky: Do you think Mandy a good name for our kid?
Chucky: Dang it Saw wat should we name the frekin kid!!??
Saw:Madison i geuss !
Chucky: grrr.. wat did you just say.
Saw: Did I say something wrong?
Chucky: Yes i mean no ..(kisses saw)
How It Began"God, your two o'clock is here."
"I have a two o'clock?"
"He's been here since 7:45. I figured it's only polite to... sir."
God sighed. "Fine, send him in."
While He waited God cleared His desk of papers and blueprints; no need for outsiders to see His plans. Soon enough the door to His office opened and God stood, smiled, held out a hand towards one of the two visitor's chairs.
"God! Great stuff you're doing in sector 2-7-0! Great stuff!"
The man's hands were clammy, his handshake limp. Rumpled suit, porkpie hat, briefcase... oh Jes-- oh dear, a salesman. God's smile slipped a little but He soldiered on gamely. With luck He could shoo the poor guy away in a few minutes.
"So, what can I do for you?"
The man sat, briefcase across his knees. "Sector 2-7-0! Everyone's talking about it! What do you call it? Man and merman?"
"Man and woman, actually. And thanks. But we're pretty busy around here, and..."
"Oh! Right! No time for the wicked, eh?" The salesman winked and popped his briefcase,
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